Total Medals Earned: 1,578 (From 296 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,095 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
"That's the last time he'll give an interview..."
Medals Earned: 6/12 (35/150 points)
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Destroy 100 cars
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Die 100 times (in a single game)
Complete 30 rooms
Reach the end of the game
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Defeat all 3 knights
Level up everything to level 8
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/160 points)
Remove the weight with half the civilians still alive.
The weight of the unaware has been lifted.
You maliciously killed everyone.
Complete the game with survivors with the weight of the unaware.
Complete the game leaving people injured but alive.
Complete the game without harming animals or civilians.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/80 points)
Bounce with a wall for the first time
Get the first + sign
Bounce at least 5 times simultaneously
Collect at least 80 signs
Achieve 5000 experience points
Finish all game tests
Medals Earned: 5/12 (105/225 points)
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Find the secret cape
Find the cure for your disease
Screw up in level 5
Manage to trap yourself
Do what the title says
Find the troll face
Somehow die in the menu
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Be faster than the elevator
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/185 points)
Reach Level 5!
Reach Level 10!
Finish the game!
Medals Earned: 11/20 (100/190 points)
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
He has his nose back!
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
I SAID SORRY!
IGP is the b055!
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
He's on channel 1337.
That's a good way to end a conversation.
You're a very kind person!
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
But there's something wrong!
I was never good at remembering names.
Aw, poor clown.
It's all part of the game!
